Tuesday, February 23, 2010

For the Record

Dear Khloe Kardashian Odom,

Hey, I didn't get the memo that you were no longer on the Pill.  Was it in a press release?  Or was this just casual conversation in a highly selective interview setting?

If it's the former, please add me to your mailing list.  As a writer, I'm constantly on the lookout for new stories ideas and leads, and my goodness, this was so earth-shattering that I'm sorry I wasn't able to help you share that information with the rest of the world!

Please reach me at pa2jilljaracz @ yahoo . com and keep me up to date with all the latest from Khloe!  Or tweet me @jilljaracz!  Or whatever!

Your pal,

P.S.--You have your own website and blog too???  Where the hell have I been?

P.P.S.--What is it that you do again?

1 comment:

  1. What?! Khloe Kardashian is no longer on the pill?! I feel so betrayed. Thank you Jill, for being the one source of Khloe Kardashian news I can turn to.