Dear Khloe Kardashian Odom,
Hey, I didn't get the memo that you were no longer on the Pill. Was it in a press release? Or was this just casual conversation in a highly selective interview setting?
If it's the former, please add me to your mailing list. As a writer, I'm constantly on the lookout for new stories ideas and leads, and my goodness, this was so earth-shattering that I'm sorry I wasn't able to help you share that information with the rest of the world!
Please reach me at pa2jilljaracz @ yahoo . com and keep me up to date with all the latest from Khloe! Or tweet me @jilljaracz! Or whatever!
P.S.--You have your own website and blog too??? Where the hell have I been?
P.P.S.--What is it that you do again?