Dear Rockstar Games/Navid Khonsari,
I don't play Grand Theft Auto 3 much, but my husband (aka The Boy) plays a fair amount, and I end up helping him out from time to time, looking up cheat codes to make the game a little more fun. He really dug the tank cheat!
However, the game is starting to bleed too much into my personal life. For example, during my recent trip to Florida (Senior City), I wanted both a weapons cheat and a tank cheat more than a few times when patiently waiting for some Golden Agers to get a move on (or drive correctly). Then the weather got cold, and one night I actually dreamt about finding a blanket code, at which point a blanket dropped from the ceiling and magically covered the bed, warming me adequately, for once.
I think this is a sign that there's too much GTA in my life. Either that, or we need to play a different version. What do you think?