Dear Cori Rist,
Hope you had a good New Year's! I'm not writing you about the whole Tiger Woods affair--I bet you're tired of the whole situation by now. I'm writing you because I'm thinking about going on the Career Day circuit. Being a writer, although it does sound glamorous, is a life filled with rejection, so I thought I'd have a backup career to talk about. Your job as clubgoer intrigued me, and I wanted to ask you a few questions about it.
What sort of educational background do you need to have to be a clubgoer? Does it help to have music and dance experience? How long have you been a clubgoer? What's the career path--at some point, can you be promoted to senior clubgoer? What comes after that?
Let me know--I think the kids would really love to hear about this opportunity!
Thanks for your time.