Fashion Forward?

Dear Readers,

When it comes to sneakers, what brands do you like wearing?  Nike?  Addidas?  Brooks?  Asics?  Reebok?

How about the Gravity Defyer:

Ease your tired feet with springy shoes!  Sounds like heaven, no?  So, why haven't I heard of these before (unless I'm a compulsive SkyMall catalog reader)?  And why haven't I seen them on anyone's feet?  

Oh, I don't know.....maybe it's because of this:

I don't know about you, but I don't exactly think that wearing sperm on my shoes is very cool.  And I'm not sure "slick" is the right term either.  I'm guessing it's more "because somebody made a mistake."  Which I'm guessing could be said of some sperm as well.

Have a good weekend!

Your pal,

Jill