Dateline: Super Bowl Sunday, 2012
Me: I think after every time NBC shows Eli Manning, they should cut to Peyton Manning.
The Boy: Are you kidding?! Peyton Manning's not there! He's at home sitting on his couch, watching it on his big screen TV.
Me: At least Peyton Manning has a couch and a big screen TV. (beat) Why can't you be more like Peyton Manning?!